I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just found a bag of teeth...
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.