its not stalking. its research.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
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