a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
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could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
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should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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