Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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