Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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