As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
its liver damage thursday
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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