two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
Randomize