she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
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just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
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I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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