Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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