At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
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