what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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