I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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