So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
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It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
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It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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