OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
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we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
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I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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