You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
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The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
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Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
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