fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
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I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
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I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
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