so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
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My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
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let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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