If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
I wear drunk well.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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