he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
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I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
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remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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