Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
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