But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
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