guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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