He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
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Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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