Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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