You just made me feel so damn special
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
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I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
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went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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