I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
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he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
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finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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