When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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