thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
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