i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Is it because I queefed?
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
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SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
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i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
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