so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
Randomize
