Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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