Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
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sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
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I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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