There is no way he is gay with that hair.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
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She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
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SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
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