I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
do nipples grow back?
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