No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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