id be glad to
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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