Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
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