My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
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Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
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He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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