I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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