YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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