Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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