mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
Randomize