Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
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Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
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I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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