Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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