Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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