I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
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