Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
She just used a chaser for red wine.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
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Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
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just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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