Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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