we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
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