me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
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I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
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Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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