Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
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Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
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I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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