She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
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Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
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Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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